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you know the drillOH GOD THIS IS ALEC AND SYLVIA YAY also this computer won’t let me readmore so I apologize >Fighting Raquesis Elliot: Raquesis! I grow weary of this little song and dance! Become my wife, and I’ll yet spare you. Raquesis: Ugh, not again… Look, was I unclear the last hundred times? I’d rather die than marry you! Ooh, I like this! Of course I like it, I’m a Raquesis fangirl, so… >Death Beowulf: D-damn… this just ain’t my… Didn’t even get to finish the sentence, poor guy. Beowulf: Nah, not even close… but it’s their dime. Gotta try, don’t I? I think by “it’s their dime,” you mean that he’s switched employers? Just asking for clarification. >Death Erin: Oh… Queen Rahna… I failed you… Forgive… Yeesh, this tugged at my heartstrings. Raquesis: I’d sooner bow to a festering pig than call you my king! Return my brother! Now! See first comment. Next, what greathare said about the Deirdre+Ethlyn convo [snipped: Dew and Raquesis] Dew is awesome. Quan: Finn, these Agustrians are proving to be far worthier opponents than the thugs of Verdane, wouldn’t you say? Considering Quan’s xenophobic attitudes at times, this is a bit of an odd switch from “savages,” but not one I necessarily mind. [snipped: Sigurd and Lewyn] Perfection. Raquesis: H-how dare you! My business in battle is just that: my business! Not yours! I’ll nail your foul mouth closed! Beowulf: Heh. You really are Eldigan’s sister. Shoulda known you wouldn’t be a pushover. Raquesis: What’s that? Do you know my brother?! Beowulf: Oh, yeah. Eldigan and me, we go way back. I would never’ve been so nosy if he hadn’t asked me to keep an eye on ya. Raquesis: Is that so? Oh, I’m sorry for snapping at you so. Beowulf: Eh, I’ve seen a lot worse in me time. Hey, how about a quick battle lesson? Eldigan thought it’d be a big help. Raquesis: Why, thank you. I’d like that. *insert usual comment because RAQUESIS* Alec: Heh, I guess I’m the only decent guy around here. Glad I found you. “Decent” in this context seems sort of odd. Sylvia: Thanks! Me too! Alec: [snip] Bet that’d be nice. And these lines come across as a little strange. It sounds like an odd response to Alec’s statement, and maybe “I’d really enjoy it” instead of “Bet that’d be nice.” Sylvia: Ooh, yeah! Maybe I’ll dance for you too! I’ve got a special one nobody’s seen yet. It’s kinda embarrassing ‘cause it’s VERY special. Maybe I’ll show it to ya, though! Alec: Y-you will? I can’t wait! But I like these because they come across as shyer in tone and they’re a little intimidated by this instaconnection and *OTP babbling cut off for brevity’s sake* Sylvia: Eee! It’s the great Lord Sigurd! I’ve always wondered about this. At the time of this conversation, the army isn’t that far into Agustria, but apparently he’s well-known anyway. Old man: The late King Imca was truly a great man. His sudden passing has been nothin’ but devastating for us all. He’s barely been buried for long and his son Chagall’s already runnin’ the country into the ground! If Lord Eldigan had a claim to the throne, somehow, we wouldn’t be in this mess… Maybe cut out “for long” and the first comma in the third line? Man: Anphony’s Lord Macbeth is the foulest, most gold-obsessed man there is. He does nothin’ but torment us for his own profit. I wish I could kill ‘em with my bare hands! Whew, I just got Arthur vibes.
The world’s highest bridge, The Bridge Of Immortals, is situated in the Yellow Mountains, also known as Huangshan. From the bridge you will have a breathtaking view, and see how the clouds are touching mountainsides beneath you.
Here’s what happened with Smash Bros. today ⊟
Kirby inhaled the Duck Hunt dog and became this delightful thing. Really that’s all you need to know.
This other Smash Bros. stuff happened too, I guess:
- R.O.B. and Jigglypuff revealed as unlockable fighters, along with the other characters mentioned this morning — apparently we’ve seen the entire roster (not counting potential DLC)
- Goku was also confirmed finally
- These bros didn’t make it (neither did Ridley lol)
- One or two people streaming their playthroughs on Twitch attracted more viewers than the Destiny streams
- Bowser Jr. has a cute moveset, a Shadow Mario final smash, and Koopaling alts
- One of Ness’s alts has an awesome Mr. Saturn shirt
- The Duck Hunt dog and duck have a Banjo-Kazooie-esque alt
- Lucina’s alt colors are great references to Awakening's other heroines
- I wasn’t surprised that people tried to look up Rosalina’s dress, but I am amazed that someone made fanart for it so quickly
S/o to @jarerami for the Kirby/Duck Hunt pic.